OH MY FUCKING GOD
i borrowed my friend’s laptop and here’s the desktop
which is a little creepy but ok
but did you know that you can set your desktop to change every now and then
BECAUSE I DIDN’T AND I MINIMIZED MY BROWSER
I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF
(via cumfort)
hotels can’t be boring to me
they’re just fun
even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more amusing and interesting and just simply being in a hotel is fun to me and i don’t understand
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(Source: another-troubled-soul, via niall-horan)
Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.
Other girls: slutty clothes, skinny legs, flat stomach
Me: classy clothes, 6 ft tall, vice president, i am joe biden
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